Poetriarch 

The leader of a rhyme family or gemre

Shakespeare was the poetriarch of the Elizabethan rhyme family

Poetriarch by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Patriarchy-Blamer 

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

Patriarchy-Blamer by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

patriarchy 

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.

I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.

patriarchy by J_S_ February 13, 2019

Petrarchan Lover 

a petrarchan lover is one whose undying love for another is not returned

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

Petrarchan Lover by Idi February 16, 2022

patriarchy 

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.

Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

patriarchy by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

patriarchal blessing by CDB December 7, 2004