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1. v. to T-bag
2. n. a derogatory used to describe a tool or douche bag

One day while on campus, the Poching Posse realized that the world was lacking at least one swear word; we decided to discover it through our ingenuity. Of course, it would be a four-letter word, that is a given. The first consonant could not be the same as any other existing swear; we arrived at "p" after trying before it the preceding 15 letters of the English alphabet. The four-letter word must end also with a hard consonant sound. After the process of elimination, we arrived at the "ch". The remaining vowels were a no brainer. Now for the definition: what is the most grotesque act that yet has received an accompanying swear word? T-bagging of course. Each time the word is pronounced, its profanity and explicitness increase.
Nate: Dan and I were wrestling the other day, I got him in a lock and totally poched him.

The police officer did not have to get so close to me after pulling me over for a speeding ticket. He totally could have poched me from that distance.
Poch by LaBarba September 26, 2009
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the offspring of the offspring of the all powerful cake/brownie god "Meme"
Poch! ur grandma is Meme!!!! Sick!!!!
Poch by fyhffh December 4, 2010
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a term of endearment used by lesbians to other lesbians
hey poch i have a boyfreind and you do too, but im a lesbian like you
Poch by gail row November 12, 2011
a douche bag/dick head, with a small penis

created by Ashlee W & J
Kyle is such a Poch
poch by Strapadicktome August 23, 2019
Poch good
Poch by DefoNotAnton May 12, 2021
the word poch is one part of the word pochchamp, which originates from the word pogchamp.
lol, thats poch.
lmao, poch.
poch.
poch by bruhwarrior April 27, 2022

choch poch 

1. verb The simultaneous combination of a 'donkey punch' & 'cooter kick.'
(both may be looked up in this dictionary)

2. The 'choch poch' may be used verbally as an arguement ender. (more common use)

Taken literally, this could be a very unsatisfactory for the women involved to say the least.

*The two uses of the 'choch poch' may be compared to the word fuck- It may be taken literally or as an expression of speech. Though as an expression of speech it can still be offensive, the literal meaning is not normally implied.
A- I called shotgun first!
B- Bullshit, I'm sitting in the front seat.
A- Dude, I'm gonna choch poch you.
B- Damnit! (person B gives up front seat)

C- Who gets the last beer?
D- Choch Poch!
C- Fuck.
choch poch by Jimmey February 25, 2007