The great leader of the bitterbal faith from rural Saudi-arabia, according to the holy frikandel (sometimes written as frikadel, the holy sausage of the faith) he will enslave mankind and will make the female population his harem.
page 194 of the holy frikandel - 'and the great Sybren stood up, clapped in his hands and in his greatness the world trembled and all the women came to him to join his harem. All the great leaders came to him and he ruled mankind and got laid 'till the end of times untill a new Sybren would rise'.
One day while on campus, the Poching Posse realized that the world was lacking at least one swear word; we decided to discover it through our ingenuity. Of course, it would be a four-letter word, that is a given. The first consonant could not be the same as any other existing swear; we arrived at "p" after trying before it the preceding 15 letters of the English alphabet. The four-letter word must end also with a hard consonant sound. After the process of elimination, we arrived at the "ch". The remaining vowels were a no brainer. Now for the definition: what is the most grotesque act that yet has received an accompanying swear word? T-bagging of course. Each time the word is pronounced, its profanity and explicitness increase.
Nate: Dan and I were wrestling the other day, I got him in a lock and totally poched him.
The police officer did not have to get so close to me after pulling me over for a speeding ticket. He totally could have poched me from that distance.