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To be Poaged; to say what and have someone say who very quickly. This results in mass confusion and a feeling of pride.
Student: what?
Teacher: who?
Class: oh crap POAGED!!!
Poaged by Themasterofthepoage March 1, 2011
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Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.
Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro
Paged by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017
Related Words
Poaged • pogged • ponged • paged • Pogged up • paaged • Poage • Poageant • poaned • Pogged out

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
when you have eaten too much, and are really full.
After that meal i was so pogged.
or
im really pogged now.

Prounouced pog as in bog
pogged by Maharet July 4, 2005

Calum Paged 

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
Calum Paged by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
An over reaction and over sensitivity to lads banter, usually on vacations and group chats.
You've been podged
Podged by Podgeroo August 10, 2017
Excitement. A state of excitement.

Comes from the twitch emote pogchamp. When something that happens that is "pog" one can feel "pogged" about it.
"I just got got like 20 kills in a row, I am so pogged"
"Ive never been more pogged for a slice of piza"
Pogged by Glockenspielman July 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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