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Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin 

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!

plumpies 

Semi-humorous term for breasts generally women's.
May I fondle your plumpies please, madam?

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.
After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

Fatty Plumpkin 

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.
The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

Super Plumpkin 

A Super Plumpkin is a variation on the regular Plumpkin, albeit, while the man is receiving a blow job and pooping, he is also eating a sandwich.
Sheila made me a sandwich, then offered to blow me while i took a poop, altogether, it was the best Super Plumpkin ever concocted
Super Plumpkin by isaac_rath_124 November 2, 2009

plumpkin 

When a guy is getting his dick sucked by a girl while he's on the toilet taking a shit
Bob is taking a shit at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his dick.
plumpkin by Dil SHmead January 7, 2004