plumpis

A chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named Plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to massive typing errors (typo) and major LULZ.

plum: HAY I'M PLUM
nerd: HAY
plum: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
nerd: I DO LIKE PIS
plum: ...
nerd: OH SHI-
nerd: I MEAN PIE
plum: ...
plum: ...DO YOU HAVE PLUMPIS?

by plumchan June 30, 2008

plumpies

Semi-humorous term for breasts generally women's.

May I fondle your plumpies please, madam?

by howard alan treesong May 16, 2003

plumpy

the fucking douche bag in the game candyland. when you draw his card, you get stuck back at the begining of the game. he lives in a plum tree. which of couse, isn't candy, so that is why everyone hates him.

your mom has oral sex with plumpy.

by Ryan Howard March 4, 2007

Plumpy

A pet name for a lover or close friend. Particularly used for friends or lovers of some considerable size or girth.

Aww! I love you, Plumpy!

by Josh Knight April 20, 2006

PLUMPY

When you are PLUMPY with kills and you need to be killed.

In a game of 10 setback GunGame in Call Of Duty and your friend has many kills.
“YO PX V1RAL has 16 kills, he’s on the last gun!”
“HE’S PLUMPY HE’S GETTING KNIFED“

by Offcameron318 December 4, 2019

Plumpy

to recive oral sex (generally fellatio) while taking a shit on the throne.

"give me plumpy"

by blingbling September 18, 2003

Plumpy

Plumpy means soft, big, comfy and nice to sit or lie down on

Bill: Dude I got a new duvet it's so Plumpy.
Connor: Oh I love new plumpy things they are so comfy.
Bill: You should come check it out?
Connor: I will do that tomorrow!

by Crazyyy123 August 26, 2015