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plarping 

The act of shitting so hard your stomach comes out of your rectum and you implode into your self in a painful bloody mess.
Did you hear that jimmy had a mental plarping incident after eating that rat shit.
plarping by epicGaycockPaulMiles November 24, 2020
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Something legendary and really fluky that happens at random.
"Yoo dude that was such a parpie moment"
parpie by OMW2Silver November 11, 2019
a social disease most commonly found and spread amongst the rave and club scenes of most major metropolitan areas. the sypmtoms include (but are not limited to) increased appreciation of LMFAO, Deadmau5 and Skrillex, intercourse with underage ptots and busted down go-go dancers, inflated ego, slipping people roofies, starting drama, spreading negative vibes etc. etc...
friend #1: "you wanna go to the club tonight?"

friend #2: "nah man im good, i don't wanna catch the PLURpies!"
PLURpies by syd420 December 29, 2011

Plarping 

My friend always says: "_____ is plarping me right now." which means "_____ is upsetting me right now." but to me, it sounds like he is trying to say "_____ is fucking me right now" or weirdly bleep out the word fucking
"Ugh. ______ is plarping me right now!"
Plarping by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019
A slang word for a sex toy for females
Did you see kaylees new pharpie
pharpie by Pharpie November 1, 2017
A short girl with a big ass wearing short pleather skin tight dresses and walking a dog.
Dayyyumm gurrrl...look at that dress. You the new Plarbie! Did you buy that dress off wish.com
Plarbie by Sneakypanda22 May 23, 2019