Plam

The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.

"Eat my fucking pussy, or I will PLAM your ugly face, prick!"

by No.1 BITCH July 14, 2003

Plam

Verb: The action of getting scolded by P. Lam

Jason got plammed after he spilled coke on Carson's Pants

by plamprocess June 4, 2023

plam

PLatitude spAM -- Quotes and clichés, often superimposed on pictures, posted on social media sites like Facebook or Twitter. This amounts to spam because it contaminates one's news feed with barrages of well-meaning platitudes that don't provide useful information. They are not as provocative or inspiring as their intent when seen repeatedly and often.

I had to unfollow some friends because, rather than expressing their own thoughts, they were filling up my Twitter timeline with retweeted plam.

by dMaculate April 4, 2013

Plam

To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.

*Kaleb Nation logs on to twitter*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*confused as hell and pretends to ignore*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*caves in*
"I like mustard on pork sandwiches!"
"Plam win."

by TCWCKG August 7, 2009

Plam

Short for Plamondon. A polite term for a penis, cock, dick, wang, weapon, johnson, etc.

He wipped out his plam.
He took out his plam to take a leak.

by eCNO November 23, 2004

plam

To stick a cold stick of butter up ones ass.

Person1: What happened to u on saturday?
Person2: I got tipsy and this guy stuck a entire stick of butter up my butt
Person1:sounds like you got plammed!

by boximus April 4, 2012

Plam

Stuffing your face at a Royal Wedding.

Yo bitches lets go to the Royal Wedding and plam

by UnholyJew April 29, 2011