Pissar 

To pee. A mixture between the French and English words pis/piss, and the Spanish word mear. It originates from "lengua erasmus" (or Erasmus Language). It can be used to insinuate peeing (pissar), vomiting (pissar por la boca; piss through the mouth), shitting (pissar por el culo; piss through the ass) and a running nose (pissar por la nariz; piss through the nose).

"Macho, tengo que pissar por el culo" ("Dude, I have to piss through my ass")

Pissar by Catalán May 20, 2009

pissarhea 

a combination of piss and diarhea, when drinking after you break the seal you have to piss every 5 minutes this is called pissarhea

At my friends bachelor party I chugged a pitcher of beer and the rest of the night I kept running to the bathroom with pissarhea.

pissarhea by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

pissappear 

When you are out with someone and they go to the bathroom and skip out on you.

Dude, where is Steve? Last time I saw him he was headed to the bathroom. I bet he pissappeared, he wasn't feelin' this joint.

pissappear by jfitz77 December 14, 2014

The Struggle Pisser 

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

The Struggle Pisser by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

Pool pisser 

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

Pool pisser by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

Pissably

A word made up of 'possibly' and 'pissed' to explain that you may or may not do something depending on how drunk you are at the time.

Guy 1 - Hey do you reckon you will get with that bird on saturday?

Guy 2 - Pissably.

Pissably by Hazzajam August 25, 2009