pisscrastinate 

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

pusscrastinating 

Combination of pussy and procrastinating. - When you bring a woman back to your place and shes promised to give you some pussy but she keeps procrastinating

I really wanna fuck the shit outta this chick but she keeps pusscrastinating

pusscrastinating by uriballs March 10, 2016

postcrastinate 

Procrastinating making a post on social media

My friend loves to postcrastinate! She's been saying she was going to make a post about her birthday party last Saturday for the past week, but keeps putting it off.

postcrastinate by thedaughterofperdition October 29, 2018

postcrastinate 

Procrastinating is putting something off by wasting time before you do it. Postcrastinating is doing something, then wasting time afterwards.

Yeah, I finished my essay in an hour, now I'm just gonna postcrastinate for a bit.

postcrastinate by Matt Coulshed May 31, 2006

Pisscrastination

Feeling an urge to urinate, but putting off the act for now. Not recommended for first-responders.

A good firefighter learns early-on not to practice pisscrastination. Never wait to urinate!

Pisscrastination by Gutsrus September 21, 2022