pisscrastinate

when you really gotta piss, but youre too lazy to get up or stop what you are doing.

While drinking beer in a recording studio, I typically pisscrastinate until my bladder explodes...but at least I get my work done. :)

pisscrastinate by Tightness Records October 15, 2011

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pusscrastinating

Combination of pussy and procrastinating. - When you bring a woman back to your place and shes promised to give you some pussy but she keeps procrastinating

I really wanna fuck the shit outta this chick but she keeps pusscrastinating

pusscrastinating by uriballs March 10, 2016

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postcrastinate

Procrastinating making a post on social media

My friend loves to postcrastinate! She's been saying she was going to make a post about her birthday party last Saturday for the past week, but keeps putting it off.

postcrastinate by thedaughterofperdition October 29, 2018

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postcrastinate

Procrastinating is putting something off by wasting time before you do it. Postcrastinating is doing something, then wasting time afterwards.

Yeah, I finished my essay in an hour, now I'm just gonna postcrastinate for a bit.

postcrastinate by Matt Coulshed May 31, 2006

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Pisscrastination

Feeling an urge to urinate, but putting off the act for now. Not recommended for first-responders.

A good firefighter learns early-on not to practice pisscrastination. Never wait to urinate!

Pisscrastination by Gutsrus September 21, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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