Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

Pink Umbrella by nodnahs January 27, 2011

Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

Pink Umbrella by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

pink umbrella by losthorizons September 20, 2006

Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

Pink Umbrella by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 12, 2010

sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

sopping wet pink umbrella by m-dubya May 27, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022