Pink Umbrella

The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.

Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.

by nodnahs January 27, 2011

Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 12, 2010

pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

by losthorizons September 20, 2006

sopping wet pink umbrella

A sopping wet vagina

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.

by m-dubya May 27, 2005