Top Definition
The female version of the Bat Wing, where one simulates stretching open a vagina at an unsuspecting victim.
Jessica came around the corner and was shocked to see Keith squatting flashing the pink umbrella at her.
by nodnahs January 27, 2011
To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.
My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!
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