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Pink Darth Vader 

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.
Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.
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pink darth vader 

When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.
Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.
pink darth vader by Nemo Carlisle February 27, 2007

pink darth vader 

Last night I was bored so I took the pink darth vader to hyperdrive.
pink darth vader by xxxd August 13, 2006

pink darth vader 

I hit the ceilin wit ma pink darth vader!!!
pink darth vader by Randy Andrew November 10, 2003

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

pink dartrh vader 

im gonna send pink darth vader into yo momma's hairy wookie
pink dartrh vader by Neo December 25, 2003