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An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation. Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1? Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty. Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples. Next day- Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now! Dude 2: What?! Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital! Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron! Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad |
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An assist given to a hockey player that has chiseled it from the bench by yelling out his number as the referee skates by. pine=bench, apple=assist. "turns sniped a solid fivey goal, while morris sat on the bench and padded his stats with a beauty pineapple."
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A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work. Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia "I'm going to get a pineapple over that"
"Trev got a pineapple this morning" |
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putting your scrotum in someone's face. I would like to pineapple you.
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the best fruit ever that is the better then sex, weed, alchol, or tactical nukes and that only lames are allergic to. Dude look at that pineapple covering her tits.
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said when one answers the phone mid-sexual activity, signals the person calling to call back in an hour. Son of a bitch, Mike went to his girlfriend's house so when i called to find out where he was, he pineapple'd me
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a code word used to ask a friend if they would fuck the girl he points to. it is replyed with either "slice it" for yes or "squash it" for no (chaka)hey martin "pineapple" that chick in the yellow
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days (chaka) what her friend, pineapple? (martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever (chaka) lmao |
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