1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!
An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
something that has NO BUISNESS being on pizza
"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"
Safety word when someone thinks you are bullshitting. Saying the word pineapple means you are telling the truth . Falsely saying pineapple means you are not a trustworthy person and no one will believe anything that you say.
Cam: Jimmy you're about to get hit by a car.
Jimmy: pineapple ?
Jimmy : thanks Cam, i better watch where I'm going . Fuck I'm an idiot.
An assist given to a hockey player that has chiseled it from the bench by yelling out his number as the referee skates by. pine=bench, apple=assist.
"turns sniped a solid fivey goal, while morris sat on the bench and padded his stats with a beauty pineapple."
A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!
Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples
A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.
Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia
"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"
"Trev got a pineapple this morning"