An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012
After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
When you are a playing smash bros and use your recovery and hit into the under side of the map while doing so. (Can also be related to in any game in which you can get stuck under something).
by GasChamberOperator November 19, 2018
I went to the servo and bought me two packs of their cheapest 20s. I gave them a pineapple and I didn’t even get shrapnel from it.
by moobm'n June 23, 2020
An expression that comedian Kevin Hart used in his stand up "Laugh At My Pain", he says the word whenever he feels uncomfortable, or doesn't want or like something.
Guy : So your place or mines?
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*
SWERVE
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*
SWERVE
by GoogleMasterHoe May 28, 2013
A magical mystery. It's not a pine; nor an apple! So what the heck is it?
A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.
by dreadlordhg October 20, 2016
1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
pineapple
2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
pineapple
2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!
by ThisismeandIknowSTUFF April 13, 2009