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Pumpkinsexual
A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019
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The Smashing Pumpkins
A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The Smashing Pumpkins by Adam Korman January 19, 2004
Smashing Pumpkins
A popular mainstream-alternative rock band that was around from 1988-2000. They had several #1 albums such as Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. They were one of the more popular alternative bands of the 90s. Lead singer Billy Corgan and Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin started a band called Zwan in 2000. D'arcy
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Damn I wish I saw the Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up, now there will always be a hole in my heart that I can never fill.
Smashing Pumpkins by IAmZero July 4, 2003
Smashing Pumpkins
teenybopper 1 - I HATE smashing pumpkins
teenybopper 2 - Yea, the clothes they wear suck, since thats the only important thing in music
teenybopper 2 - Yea, the clothes they wear suck, since thats the only important thing in music
Smashing Pumpkins by Arjun Miglani October 13, 2004
the smashing pumpkins
the smashing pumpkins by h-town October 13, 2003
the smashing pumpkins
An amazing alternative rock band that recently got back together and is currently in the studio working on a new album!
After listening to "Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness," I had reached the conclusion that The Smashing Pumpkins are one of the best rock bands in history.
the smashing pumpkins by Tavis November 14, 2006
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"