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Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh
'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders
by Fresher November 25, 2005
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1.
During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.
I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.
by kduell March 04, 2003
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A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.
by Gesso March 16, 2007
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When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.
"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

by Monick September 13, 2006
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The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.
Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."
by batsoup August 17, 2009
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noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
by sol3rosenberg August 20, 2007
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The act of performing anal sex and the receiver of the penis (man or woman) shitting while being penetrated. Immediately following, the giver draws a picture with their penis covered in excrement on their partner's back.
Last night, when I was fucking Johnny, he suggested me giving him the Picasso, something new.

When Jenny suggested me giving her one of these Picasso's, due to my creativity, I drew a work of art on her back with my shit-covered cock and took a photo.
by antonyizzo October 21, 2011
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After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back
I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.
by spoon1990 February 21, 2011
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