Phuque 

A Thai name.

Dude 1: Hi, what's your name?
Dude 2: Phuque.

Dude 1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BRO!!!
Dude 2: No, that's my name. I'm Thai.

Phuque by The Best UD User May 21, 2017

Phuque 

pronounced fook, this is a swear word approximately 8 times worse than the f-word. It is rumored that it is illegal in 3 countries yet this cannot be confirmed. It can also be an endearing term and its sign is a hooked finger.

Go phuque yourself.
Phuque for life.
She phuqued him.

Phuque by G.T. IV June 2, 2008

Phuque 

The more appropriate way of spelling FUCK YOU.

I had fun phuqing u last week!

Phuque by Cali June 26, 2003

Phuque 

a better way of spelling FUCK YOU, and sometimes can be used without saying a word...like flipping the bird.

did she phuque last night? Well she phuqued me

Phuque by Cali June 20, 2003

Phoque 

Phoque, not to be confused with fuck, is the French word for seal. If you are innocent and stub your toe, happen to drop an f bomb, and feel bad about it, just know that all you did was say seal in French.

Person one: stubs toe, drops f bomb
Also Person one: says seal in french(phoque)

Phoque by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

phuqueue 

Fuck you.

Phuqueue can be used in chat rooms to deal with rude pizza-faced types who have no lives.

phuqueue by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

phoque 

The origin of the phrase "Pardon my French" because of its odd sounding pronounciation. Phoque-prounced Fhawk, means seal in French. The pronounciation sounds like a similar word used by today's kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement "Pardon my French" can be used to alleviate the tension.

Man: "Phoque you"
Girl "How dare you?"
Man: "Ooops, pardon my French. I meant seal."

phoque by David the Hispanic May 5, 2006