v. Simply pieced together, the onomatopoeic word phap (also spelled fap, that is used to describe the sound made during masturbation) is spliced with the word poop, meaning simply: To masturbate while defecating.
Brian: Oh man bro, I phoop so often that my bathroom consistently smells of dump and cum.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
Jacob: What the fuck man, thats nasty.
by Tcreepz13 January 4, 2011
by Master_D September 8, 2010
by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009
Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
by GoddTodd Evans October 9, 2007
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Josh: dude are you feeling ok? You were in the bathroom for like 45 minute.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
Jake: Nah, I was just phooping.
Josh: cool what level did you beat.
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