Phap

A phone AP that doesn't work properly so you are basically playing with yourself when trying to use it.

This PHAP won't let me order my BigMac -- I am swiping like a fool while my friends are already eating.

by Steve DeCicco March 27, 2023

Phap

The sound that is made when a large penis hits someone's face. Similar to a slap, however done by male erection instead of hand.

Wow! I don't think she was expecting him to phap her that hard! or That hooker got phapped good.

by La Playtym Anytym July 2, 2010

Phap

(verb) - To clap with one hand.
(noun) - The sound of one hand clapping.

I can phap with both my hands at the same time. You could say that I'm ambidextrous.

by bumpercarBOOST January 25, 2010

Phap

A phrase used to shorten the name of the scientific course "Physics AP: Mechanics" or "Physics AP: Electricity + Magnetism". This phrase not only describes a scientific course, but also implies sexual innuendo. See fap.

Lorraine: "I hear a lot of people are planning on taking Phap next year"
Lorene: "I wish I could take Phap."
Lorina: "I am!!!"

by Incognito12 February 20, 2014

Phap

Masterbating in the shower. The sound the water makes when masterbating in the shower

I was phaping in the shower

by Bucky79 March 4, 2018

Phap

The skin in which is you belly fat and steves oil storage

Y/n :Hey dude you've got some phap
Steve:it's where I keep my oils

by Jdbdjdh January 18, 2022

phap

To masturbate; slang

I was phaping forever last night

by Necco20 March 21, 2007