to pretend your on the phone with/ texting someone while in public for either two reasons:
1. too look cool and like you have friends or
2. to avoid certain situations
reason number two is the most respectable one.
1. too look cool and like you have friends or
2. to avoid certain situations
reason number two is the most respectable one.
1. person 1: whos that skank on the phone with? why would anyone call her?
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.
2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.
person 2: i bet shes phoney phoning.
2. person 1: shit here she comes, lets phoney phone so she won't try and talk to us.
by fatima mcbringuade May 23, 2008
What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.
D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.
by D-Mac April 22, 2004
Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 22, 2010
Kathryn told me to check out how excited Brian was that the Olympic women's gymnastics was on, but after Jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.
by EmilyJoW August 13, 2008
Pretending to get a phone call. Phoney calls are usually used in these situations;
1) To pick up chicks
2) To avoid awkward silences/ conversations/ people
3) To look like your doing something at work
4) To look like you have a social life
1) To pick up chicks
2) To avoid awkward silences/ conversations/ people
3) To look like your doing something at work
4) To look like you have a social life
John made a phoney call to impress the chick at the bar
Sarah knew Alison's breath smelt really bad, so she made a phoney call to avoid talking to Alison
Sarah knew Alison's breath smelt really bad, so she made a phoney call to avoid talking to Alison
by Lady S. Miles :) December 2, 2009
A term that means "Fake Irish" or "Wannabe Irish" concering and person who wants to be Irish but is not or an american bar that wants to be like an irish pub but is not. It is made up of the two word "Phony" which means fake and "Mahoney" which is a common Irish last name.
by Popgun129 March 12, 2005
A fanny pack used to contain and transport a phablet when a person is too cheap to buy a case that was made to carry the phablet they just spent all of their money on.
-Why is Tim suddenly sporting a fanny pack?
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.
~No, he's sporting a phoney pack to carry his new phablet that the company makes him use now that he's Base Manager.
-Well if anyone can make a fanny p-, I mean a Phoney pack look asdf, it's Tim!
~ya.
by Cosado11 March 29, 2013