11 definitions by D-Mac

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-Mac January 6, 2004

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firday

Another name for Friday, the last day of the working week. Called this because Friday is the day for chasing fur (see definition by tdogg).

D-Mac: Hey Stevo, glad it's firday?
Stevo: You know I am. Going to the 'stang tonight?
D-Mac: Nah, last time I went there I got too hammered and lost my camera phoney.

by D-Mac November 8, 2004

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gagging for it

When a woman is desperate for sex, she is gagging for it

D-Mac: Fabs, how did your date go last night? She was gagging for it.
Fabs: The ice-cream was good, but I didn't fuck her.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

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camera phoney

What your mobile / cell phone is called when you pretend it can take pictures and get stupid skanks at the 'stang to take pictures with it - even though it can't really take pictures.

D-Mac: Hey Ben, there's Artur! You should get that skank to take a photo of us all with your camera phoney!
Ben: I'm off to get another Smirnoff.

by D-Mac April 22, 2004

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