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An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.
Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!
by Andrew Flint October 08, 2007
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When your phone moves itself awkwardly towards your penis in your pocket.
"Dude, fix your pockets man, I can totally see your phoner"
by That one girl over there. October 20, 2009
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When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.
"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"
by leo noel January 02, 2006
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A bulge in a pants pocket due to a cell phone.
Billy's phoner gave the ladies the wrong idea...
by adrizzle4rizzle November 24, 2005
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When the phone in your pocket resembles an erection.
Steve: dude, you got a boner?
Joe: Na its just a phoner
by /bkhj May 16, 2011
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When on the phone, you get a boner. This can be spontaneous and happen without warning. The causes of a Phoner can be numerous. You could be daydreaming of the hot girl from your office, the wind could blow, or you could be interrupted while surfing your favorite sites.
I was talking to her on my iPhone and I got a mad Phoner.
by Dogma_Jones November 10, 2010
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An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.
Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.
by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 08, 2010
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