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when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket
Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.
by wpk914 February 13, 2010
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When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.
Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"
by youcancontactme August 12, 2008
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1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone
"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."
by Jeff Rollins July 15, 2006
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A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.
Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."
by Brad1497 September 29, 2009
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An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.
Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!
by Andrew Flint October 08, 2007
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When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner
Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "
by thephoner September 30, 2010
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An erection caused by phone vibrations.
Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!
by epullay August 21, 2016
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