A female boner.
He was the hottest, the sexiest guy I had ever seen with the cutest most mischievous smile. I couldn't give it up after our first date. So when he dropped me off, at the end of the evening, I had the biggest Hershel.
by Shoshanna July 2, 2009
A Mean, Liguine, little Bastard that Makes allot of Money, But Never gives it to Anyone.
Gets Divorced, Then Doesnt give his Other kids Money!
A bad case of Diarrea. (Smelly!)
Has allot of Kids.
Gets Divorced, Then Doesnt give his Other kids Money!
A bad case of Diarrea. (Smelly!)
Has allot of Kids.
"That Hershel is a Hershel, I Hate That Lying Piece of Crap! Wouldnt Give my Kids School Clothes Money!"
by Vicky Golden October 19, 2013
a big obese person who smells like crap and plays star craft all day.A hersel also has a fascinating intrest in drugs.They have a resemblance of a turd,bird and Peter griffin.they also love to listen to rap and hip hop and wish they were born in the hood.
by rrrrredfgar May 2, 2010
Hershel is another word used to describe fecal matter (poop). Hershel is only used for the worst kinds of poops, like the one's that causes your stomach to have cramps.
Guy 1: Are you ready to go?
Guy 2: First I gotta take a mean hershel!
Example 1: Dude I got food poisoning the other night and now I can't stop hersheling.
Example 2: Your a piece of Hershel you son of a bitch.
Guy 2: First I gotta take a mean hershel!
Example 1: Dude I got food poisoning the other night and now I can't stop hersheling.
Example 2: Your a piece of Hershel you son of a bitch.
by keepin it classy! September 4, 2009
The craziest , prettiest , loyalest , coolest girl you'll ever meet.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
by ThatoneFlyGirl November 23, 2011
To have one's leg cut off with a rusty hatchet after being bit by a smarter-than-normal walker and get french issed by a whore while passed out, thus being exposed to more diseases
by Ihop October 22, 2012
(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.
"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."
by The_Ish October 10, 2022