Sexual arousal caused by sudden vibrations. Usually accompanied by ridiculous rings tones, need I say more?
Cindy: So then I was all like I'm going to shove my-

*Nigel's cellphone begins to ring in his pants pocket*

Cindy: Are you going to answer that?

Nigel: Answer what?

Cindy: Your phone, it's been ringing for a good 2 minutes....

Nigel: Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT you're RIGHT! I TOTALLY wasn't even paying attention.

Cindy: Were you getting another one of those BLOODY Phoner's! Nigel I told you to keep your God Damn phone in your jacket pocket I can't believe your getting ONE-On at the dinner table with my parents right beside you.

Nigel: Huh?
by JonFriesAlot April 22, 2011
A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.
Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....
by phoners4days November 28, 2013
When the phone in your pocket resembles an erection.
Steve: dude, you got a boner?
Joe: Na its just a phoner
by /bkhj May 16, 2011
Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.
"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."
by gboi92 July 12, 2014
Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone
Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!
by Marcksman March 24, 2014
an erection that is caused from the various vibration patterns of a cell phone alert in ones pocket, this can also occur with women, it is simply called a lady phoner.
Friend 1 :Dude let's go we have been sitting here for hours.
Friend 2: I can't get up yet, my girlfriend keeps texting me and it gave me a raging phoner. Just go without me.
Friend 1: Just tuck it in, we are going to miss the movie, turn your phone on silent!
by Silhouette951 November 14, 2013
When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.
*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."
by TYBGriff September 09, 2013

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