Phoeblivious 

Someone who is unaware/oblivious to an aspect or focal point of a social situation while still maintaining a sense of mental stamina, moral fiber, and breathtaking beauty.

"Damn that girl is Phoeblivious to the fact that her thong hella shows through her dress, but goddamn I would love to hit that...after taking her out to dinner and treating her with ample amounts of respect, that compliment her mental stamina and moral fiber."

Phoeblivious by Mowglibear April 6, 2010

phoneblivious 

The state of being oblivious to your surroundings because you're messing with your phone.

Did you see that phoneblivious guy walk right into that pole?

phoneblivious by ccarver October 30, 2012

phoblivious 

The state of being when one is on their cell phone in a public place and oblivious to the fact everyone around them can hear their conversation.

She was so phoblivious she told the entire train about her syphilis.

phoblivious by knightprowler September 4, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016