Phoeblivious

Someone who is unaware/oblivious to an aspect or focal point of a social situation while still maintaining a sense of mental stamina, moral fiber, and breathtaking beauty.

"Damn that girl is Phoeblivious to the fact that her thong hella shows through her dress, but goddamn I would love to hit that...after taking her out to dinner and treating her with ample amounts of respect, that compliment her mental stamina and moral fiber."

Phoeblivious by Mowglibear April 6, 2010

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phoneblivious

The state of being oblivious to your surroundings because you're messing with your phone.

Did you see that phoneblivious guy walk right into that pole?

phoneblivious by ccarver October 30, 2012

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Phoeblivious • phoblivious • phoneblivious

phoblivious

The state of being when one is on their cell phone in a public place and oblivious to the fact everyone around them can hear their conversation.

She was so phoblivious she told the entire train about her syphilis.

phoblivious by knightprowler September 4, 2013

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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