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pitzipoanca 

female equivalent of a "cocalar";
superficial materialistic girl/gold digger; label collector; fashion freak; excessively accessorized, in permanent overuse of make-up; normal habitat: mall/club; some of them carrying a bichon; self-absorbed boasting narcissist

(var.) pisipoanca, pisi, pitzi
(etymology) merger between pisi (romanian for kitty, pussy) and vagaboanta/bagaboanta (romanian for tramp).
Stop using so much pink lipstick, you look like a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Who is this pitzi (pitzipoanca), she is dressed like a Christmas tree.

Girl you took your own picture in the mirror, that's lame even for a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Chikalaka chikichea
Asta-i pitzipoanca mea
Iese seara la cafea
Cu bichonu' dupa ea
(manea concept with reference to their lifestyle)
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An endearing term for someone you care for, especially a child or dependent. Synonym to "kid" or "little one."

From the Yiddish term Pitzeleh, which means "little".
"Mom, can I have an ice cream?" "Of course pitzi, you got an A in painting this semester!"
Pitzi by mayall January 12, 2012
Coming from the words fit and phat.
A phttie is a person who is phat and also fit.
'Fatty is a right phittie'.
'Phoar Jennifer Anniston what a phittie!'.
phittie by b00_89 July 24, 2006
Small, miniscule, tiny. Generally pertaining to genitalia, and specifically to male genitalia.
"Did you see that guy's penis? It was so tiny! It was a little 'pitzi'!"
Pitzi by WordlessWonder May 1, 2009

phittie gonzalez 

someone who is really really hot.

comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.

'oh get a load of that, that guy is a phittie gonzalez if ever i saw one'
phittie gonzalez by shayanne January 29, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026