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Superhuman Perfection Personified 

Everyone has habits and traits that might tell us we are somewhat flawed beings. Then, we should remind each other that weaknesses are tied to personhood, that they don’t hold us back on reaching superhuman excellence.
John: Sorry, I guess I’m just too stupid.
Me: Yo John, don’t talk like that. You are Superhuman Perfection Personified.

nothing personnel, kid 

Something you say after you teleport behind someone, especially with a melee weapon in hand.
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
(It is then implied here that they get stabbed or something)

personification 

Ex: time leaps forward

Incorrect usage: time flies forward(this is a use of a less hear of literary term, avification.)
personification by MikeR April 14, 2004

personperson 

The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.
Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”
personperson by Nicholas D March 21, 2020

awesomeness personified 

1.) Giving the term awesomeness human qualities.
2.) Something that is so awesome, beyond what words can describe.
Adeesh's existence is the definition of awesomeness personified.

(Adeesh is an Indian celebrity)

Personificationrat 

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.
Omg miss you're such a personificationrat