Perhapples is similar to saying "yes, duh." It is often used when someone asks a question with an obvious answer. It is synonymous to "maybe" when it is said in the tone "mayyybeee."
For example: You are eating ice cream and you sibling asks "are you eating ice cream?" and you respond, "Perhapples" and proceed to finish off the ice cream in front of them.
perhapsies - a sophisticated method for attempting to knowingly flake / cancel plans with a person.
* makes tentative plans for a cocktail knowing you'll probably not show* She said, "Perhapsies, I will join you for a Scotch tomorrow night" (as she thinks - 'not really').
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.