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Penis Touch 

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed
Penis Touch by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.
Touch my penis by Anonymous May 6, 2003

"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.
David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

Penis Toucher 

Someone who touches and/or has sex with multiple penises within a short period of time.
"So how many guys have you been with this week, Gabi?"

"3 lol.... wait 4..... maybe 5"
"Oh hunni you're a penis toucher"
Penis Toucher by Mio L Van December 8, 2018