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Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.
I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?
by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011
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Penis Touch

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed
by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009
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If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.
by jake christy February 2, 2009
mugGet the If it had a penis, I'd touch it.mug.

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically
dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!
by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010
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