13 definitions by Sweats11537
When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.
Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.
by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023
When your Druncle swims between your legs and stands up causing you to be violently thrown into a body of water.
I was standing around in grandmas pool. My uncle decided to druncle buck me and almost threw me out of the pool!
by Sweats11537 August 25, 2019
When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.
by Sweats11537 December 24, 2017
by Sweats11537 August 23, 2023
by Sweats11537 December 15, 2019
by Sweats11537 September 7, 2019
My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
by Sweats11537 January 1, 2020