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149.
The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
my penis hurts
by asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr August 01, 2008
 
15.
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.

1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc
Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?
by Juicy ripe melons April 07, 2005
 
16.
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
by Jilwan June 20, 2005
 
17.
The drive and motivation in the male population.
Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
 
18.
If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!
Man penis is all i can think of
by Ball Sac March 24, 2004
 
19.
A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
 
20.
the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team
sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!
by bob fakename jr. IX September 27, 2005
 
21.
pleasure making machine for both sexes.
I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.
by pandadog February 08, 2004