by Jilwan June 20, 2005
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
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The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him
by Doug January 23, 2005
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
by small penis hater December 7, 2003
The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.
The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.
The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.
by Dickcumlord November 11, 2019
An object men love to play with and love to make it feel good.
Lots of men think it's cool to have a big one, yet most men wish that. 😏
Lots of men think it's cool to have a big one, yet most men wish that. 😏
Charles: You feel bad bro?
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!
Me: Yeah
Charles: Play with your penis then. It makes you feel good.
Me: OK! Can you teach me?
Charles: Nah bro. It's something you do by yourself on a mattress!
by jono._.longo February 18, 2020