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1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time.

2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.
I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy
by Billy Buttfuck September 01, 2007
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The only thing that all men are vain about.
Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.
by Fork You December 09, 2004
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A game people in middle school play.

How To Play:
One Person says "Penis".
The next person has to say it louder.
It keeps going until someone gets it trouble.

It was fun... back in middle school, lol.
Greg: Penis
Zack: Penis!
Greg: Penis!!
Zack: PENIS!!!
Teacher: Silent Lunch!
Zack: Crap.
Greg: Aha! I win!
by some dude... September 24, 2004
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Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 05, 2004
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An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.
While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.
by Callum69 June 13, 2009
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otherwise known as the male brain
Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!
by lolz4lyfe December 05, 2006
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