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the reproductive male organ
here we ahve the testicles and this long thing is known as a penis
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.
Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?
by ry-spirit December 05, 2008
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Somethign most women wish was bigger.
"my baby brother has a penis like that!!!!!"
by al-e-cat June 07, 2007
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1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."
I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.
by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009
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Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.
That new purse of yours is so penis!

or

I drank too much last night and look like penis.
by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004
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The thing which you stick from yourself into something like a hand, a vagina, an arsehole, a mouth, an ear, etc.
My penis is very big.
by no March 07, 2003
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The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.
My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.
by puffy nipples April 04, 2009
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