The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby....

baby-maker
bell on a pole
bishop
bratwurst
cock
custard launcher
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dong
donger
dork
dragon
errector
fang
ferret
fire hose
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
Jimmy
John
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
knob
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
longfellow
love muscle
manhood
meaty
meat popsicle
member
middle stump
monkey
Mr. Squirked
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed monster
pecker
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
piss weasle
prick
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
rod
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
short arm
skin flute
tassle
third leg
thumper
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
wang dudle
wick
willy (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here
#dick #cock #wang #hardy #boner #errection
by Adam Goldsteinberger June 04, 2007
A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth @ jus' tha right momment.
J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.
by DatBytchUWant~~Lala September 01, 2004
a asshole or a man who is a dick.
That guy is such a penis brain!
by Stacy February 21, 2004
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es
Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
Date: 1676
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body
I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass.
whiteazz
by Jack Byers January 12, 2004
A body part where females give pleasure to.
boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch"..
girl:"okay sir"
by mothereffer October 10, 2003
purple headed yogart flinger
by Rob August 04, 2003
Joe M's huge cock.
Joe m has a huge cock!
by ajson May 28, 2003
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