The act of touching oneself
a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining
the old water
pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully
No honey, I don't want
to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?
broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine
the old water pump manually if ya know what
Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection
, so I have to beat
off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat
off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming
back so I just chopped it off. It hurt