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peniplasty

If you are a woman and had a penis installed by your local mexican or circuit city, you had a peniplasty.
mike: hey jenny why is there a bulge in your pants.
Jenny: uh i had a peniplasty.
Mike: sike dude get that abomintation away from me.

penipulation

There's no penetration, but there is manipulation, there's no need for masturbation, IT'S PENIPULATION!!!!!
penipulation by Ry Hizzle January 29, 2010

penistastic 

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.
As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.
penistastic by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

peniplasty

Surgical procedure to change the female genetalia to male genetalia. Involves slicing the scrote to make lips and total removal of the shaft.
Person 1: wow, that chick really looks like a dude...

Person 2: Yeah, she must have had a peniplasty.
peniplasty by Kriminal March 10, 2005

Penilistic Protrusion 

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

penisastic 

That new ride of yours is penisastic!
penisastic by brittany May 13, 2005