One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.
This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.
One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.
One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick
Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman
Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?
Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel
Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman
Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?
Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel
by mattbuck March 22, 2005
To consume a level of alcohol in which the consumer is no longer able to take responibility for his/her own actions. Generally in this case any action made by this person is frowned upon and forgotten about.
by arnold12 February 18, 2010
by TheBany January 23, 2020
by Carl Panzram Jr. May 8, 2004
An uber gimp wobbie, who randomly humps people and likes getting drunk. Known to be denser than lead, and about as stupid as a plank of wood. Frequently makes stupid comments in IRC channels while drunk.
Famous for..well..nothing really.
Famous for..well..nothing really.
<Kammy> Peel, out of the people who want you, how many aren't blind/stupid or a combination of the two?
<Peel> none
<Kammy> exactly.
<Peel> none
<Kammy> exactly.
by Kammy March 22, 2005
its just sleep, except backwards. many words can be spelt backwards with minimum difficulty and maximum success. (we went through a phase..)
by kooner June 23, 2004
by OPB Original Peel Back December 31, 2009