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2 definitions by mattbuck

 
1.
n. - Neveron
An addictive online strategy game set in the battletech universe, well known for its continual bugs (known to the admins as "features")

v. - to do a Neveron
To be offline, dead, dying, in a state of disrepair, decrepit, laggy, wtc
n.
I love playing Neveron, it's the best thing since the Beatles!

v.
Pavor_Nocturnus> urbandictionary server giving me stupid not found error - it's doing a neveron
by mattbuck March 23, 2005
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2.
One with an overinflated ego, sex drive and self-image, and also a complete moron, the Peel is typically a chav, this person believes themselves to be an absolute sex god (god's gift to women - typically the women see him as Satan's gift), and will regale everyone with their (often fictitious) exploits. He also has an obsession with male genitalia.

This particular brand of chav is, as with many, also an alcoholic. The beverage of choice is Carlsberg, and consumption is usually around the mark of 50 pints per week. Consequently, when combined with the hyperactive sex-drive and IRC chat, the Peel will often resort to asking for (gay) cybersex from people who will turn him down repeatedly, but he'll hump them anyway.

One final note to make on the Peel is his fetish for exhibitionism. He will think that it is clever to wear a thong to a formal ball, and then climb on a table and strip off, causing nausea among many attendees.
Peel: i am wearin that thong to the ball and nothing else cept my dick

Peel: i wanna bum Carol Vordeman

Me: Peel... just to set my mind at rest... you've never starred in a solo scat movie, have you?
Peel: i have, why?

Bdanzer: i knew a guy once with a 3.5 inch dong - he was a right Peel
by mattbuck March 22, 2005
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