Peanut buttered 

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.

Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

Peanut buttered by Duck Darth Dick June 17, 2013

Peanut Buttered My Classes 

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

Peanut Buttered My Classes by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

Peanut Butter-ed 

To be viciously bitten in the genital region by a canine animal, with or without slathering peanut butter on the genitals beforehand.

My brother got peanut butter-ed after dog-sitting for his neighbour, it put him in the hospital!

Peanut Butter-ed by PantyPanda April 3, 2021

peanutbuttered jew 

1. a jewish girl that would screw for something as little as peanutbutter because she is just a cheap slut
2. jewish girl that cums a lot and has a crunchy or calous vagina

1. I gave that peanutbuttered jew a dollar for a handjob.

2. Damn that was awful. That girl was a peanutbuttered jew. I feel sick.

peanutbuttered jew by Bob Kenji January 4, 2008

Peanutbuttered 

When you stick your fingers in someone's nose after you JUST wiped them on our dirty butt.

Todd was being a doche so Sean peanutbuttered him.

Peanutbuttered by wolphpussy January 6, 2010