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1.) A rare type of human, classified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent BAC score above .08

3.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.
Bob: Hey Jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don't you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.
Pardoe by hugglepuff December 16, 2011
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Evie Pardoe 

Evie is a tall-ish blonde human being from the uk. She rarely leaves her house unless she’s meeting a boy. Her figure is nice as is her hair. Most boys find Evie really fit but only the lucky ones get a chance. The boys she likes are usually dark and foreign origin.
Boy: Omg Evie Pardoe is so fit I would tap that any day. Shame she only likes the dark boys.
Evie Pardoe by Sweetcornturd123 October 30, 2019

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.
Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?
Manny Pardo by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun
"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"
pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014
1: a person who killed the hostage
2: a pedo
oH nO!1!! tHE hOStAgE gOt pArDOcC'ed!!1!
pardocc by Kakang_Totel February 11, 2021

Jose pardo 

Una persona que abusa sexualmente de los niños.
Tu I"ra ay va jose pardo"
Amigo "Ay que correrle antes de que nos viole"
Jose pardo by Tight_pussy January 11, 2014

Pardon my French 

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).
This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.