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1.) A rare type of human, classified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent BAC score above .08

3.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.
Bob: Hey Jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don't you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.
by hugglepuff December 11, 2011