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Paramuting 

while feeling paranoid, pressing pause on your mp3 player to hear what people around you are talking about, while giving the impression that you are still lisening to music.
(While wearing headphones)

jack: dude i can hear what your talking about
jill:chilaxe man and stop paramuting
Paramuting by rolph March 16, 2009

Paramoron 

Someone who has become ultimately obsessed with the Band Paramore. Not a day goes by that they don't think or listen about Paramore. They'll defend them, and kick the ass of any girl who talks shit about them. And if a guy is a Parahater... the "Paramoron" will some way or another get bowling balls strapped to their foot and kick them smack in the balls. It seems like almost every conversation that a Paramoron has will end up involving Paramore.
Paramore is the best!
Parahater: Ugh, are you listening to Paramore?
Paramoron: Got a problem with it?!
Paramore: Maybe. And maybe you could give me your Riot! CD so i can shove it in a fat guy's rolls where it belongs.
Paramoron: Well why don't you give me your Hannah Montana CD so I can shove it up your ASS!

*Then the Paramoron pushes the Parahater down a steep hill, and yells-That's what you get...(then whispers)... when you let you heart win.*

Paranoying 

The act of causing another to feel paranoid.
An informal term, this is not a real word.
Stop it, dude you're paranoying me.
Paranoying by Stevef1310 October 19, 2018

Paramorism 

A religion that involves the love of the front woman band, Paramore.
I believe in Paramore, thats why my religion is paramorism
Paramorism by otterrrr December 6, 2009

paramongia 

Paramongia is the constant fear that some object or objects resemble an among us character, in most instances having red color.
Dude, I've been diagnosed with paramongia by my psychiatrist after beating the shit out of my red bin.
paramongia by Nem_ February 22, 2021

paranoing 

Him whispering is so paranoing...
paranoing by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016