paper hands
I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits
paper hands by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021
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Paper hands
Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021
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paper hands
Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.
paper hands by Mattsit February 13, 2021
paper handcuffs
A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.
A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
paper handcuffs by Korwill March 7, 2017
paper hand
paper hand by runninghorsepru March 12, 2021
Sand Paper Hand Job
(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
Sand Paper Hand Job by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010
Paperhands
Commonly known as an individual who sells stonks early in a run while others hold. Enemy of diamondhands.
Paperhands by BoofinStonks June 24, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.