One of the most awesome things to do since the late night hype. It's when you go to a girl's house and steal her panties, then once your alone, you smell the vagina spot. The best way to do this is to visit a close (girl) friend, then ask to go to her bathroom, and you really go to her room and snatch the panties, and hide 'em away till your moment alone.
"I got the panties from Zoe's the other night when I went on the panty raid. It was fucking amazing!"
by bigfootbeleva13 July 30, 2009
True Story. I go to a private school, and I am the only boy in high school chorus. I almost went to heaven when I went on the beach trip, with all the hot girls, and Emily... But what I did was this: All the girls were downstairs (this is in a private beach house) so I decided to go into Emily's room and... look around a little bit. ^^ I bet that everyone reading this has a good enough imagination...^^
by george August 11, 2005
Unsolicited, lengthy visit by male worker with little or no ostensible business requirement to workspace of female coworker. Usually characterized by monologues on male worker's relationships with women or commentary by male worker on female coworker's gender-specific issues and/or secondary sexual attributes under the guise of professional conversation.
by Dinosaur Mom October 16, 2008
The act of spraying your penis with bug killer (such as Raid) and engaging in intercourse with a highly unsanitary woman so the cockroaches fall out into her panties a few days later.
by thathauntfreak April 13, 2022
These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."
by running out of patience April 8, 2008
A piece of equipment used to steal a hot girl's underwear. The aforementioned item allows raiders to quickly access targets with upper-level rooms. Most common attributes of regulation panty ladders:
- 1 to 2 stories tall
- Wooden
- Carried by 2 or more raiders
- 1 to 2 stories tall
- Wooden
- Carried by 2 or more raiders
Bender: Ok, but I'll need 10 kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louis-Louis, and a regulation two-story Panty Raid Ladder.
by Gu3ss June 28, 2011
A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
Jane: What Happened?
Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008