The fear that, hiding just beyond your sight, pansexuals are waiting for their chance to sneak inside your kitchen, kidnap your pans, and marry them
"You ever heard of Allan "Panini" Morrison? He's pansexilabophobic, poor man..."
"Pans... What?"
"He has pansexilabophobia. He always has his pans nearby, along with a Desert Eagle. He says when *they* come, he needs to be ready"
"Pans... What?"
"He has pansexilabophobia. He always has his pans nearby, along with a Desert Eagle. He says when *they* come, he needs to be ready"
by Bunkeror January 4, 2021