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A somewhat old fellow who knows everyone in at your local store, restaurants, cafes, bars, etc. Often mistaken for a lazy, useless homeless man, but in reality is a pretty chill bro. No one else is as much fun to be around and as fun-loving as Panchi's are; they are often good with kids and essentially the light of every event, place, or party they go to. Panchi's are generally musically inclined and wonderful artists. Most Panchi's always have a good joke or two up their sleeves. Panchi's are the chillest dudes on the planet.
Dude, I love Panchi! He made a flute out of a straw and played happy birthday for me!
Panchi by DUDEBROMAN1995 August 6, 2011
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Panchi is loving, caring but at the same time the anger can be seen on her nose. But at the sometime she can break your trust and will leave you alone. She is a loyal friend but not a lover. She can be a perfect partner for you , a wife material,if she decide to remain loyal and commited.
I love my panchi if she don't my heart.
Panchi by Tmaatr November 23, 2021
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pachinko 

verb
to negotiate through a field of scattered obstacles because there isn’t a direct pathway through

This is derived from the Japanese vertical pinball game called “pachinko”, in which the tiny steel balls have to randomly bounce and weave their way through a scattered field of little immovable pins.
“Did you ever notice how in a tourist trap there is no direct pathway to the only bathroom? You have to pachinko through a junk shop littered with display stands filled with rubber tomahawks, pecan logs and Mexican jumping beans.”
pachinko by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022
The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019
Pachine is a multi meaning word invented by twitch streamer Coziestpeak509 which can be used to define and label someone who’s a punk, bitch, cocksucker, whack dweeb or someone who wants to follow the rules and doesn’t do homie shit and instead chooses to go to sleep early and be a square. For Example a pachine can be getting wrecked in a 1v1 then run and hide with their teammates so a bunch of pachines can 1v4 you. Don’t restrict the use of the word pachine. You know a pachine when you see/come across one. If you see a pachine in public just laugh and in your head say to yourself what a pachine.
You know that dude Cozie? Yea, he’s such a pachine.
pachine by TTVillimpulse October 2, 2021

Pachifanga 

1. A Mexican slang word used to describe a female who is a buzz kill. A Pachifanga is typically aware of her fun sucking abilities but shows no regard for others interests.

2. Every Mexican family has one of these, and tends to avoid them at the family gatherings.

3. Pachifangas personally believe they are above everyone else based off of irrational beliefs regardless of social or financial status; which clouds their thinking and creates an atmosphere of buzz kill surrounding the individual.

4. The Pachifanga syndrome can last up to several hours, or days; and in some severe cases last a lifetime. It can be caused by loneliness, hanger, a recent break up, mother nature, anger, debt, a loss of job, a recent tv show being discontinued, lack of sex, or genitecally inherited at birth.
Everyone at the party stood away from Eufemia because she was being a Pachifanga.
Pachifanga by Magikpro December 22, 2017

Pancho's Comedy Night 

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."