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jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
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keke palmer

excuse me maam not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take this post down. that is my sister who was killed by a metra train. and it this post is very disrespectful. idk who u are or if u even know her but i need you to take this down please.
keke palmer by imtherat November 8, 2020

Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.
"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."
Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Panzerknacker 

Something so ridiculously stupid that it strikes fear into your heart.
Panzerknacker, the character in Medal of Honor
Panzerknacker by Mr. Bowen April 4, 2009

Panzershreck

A rocket launcher used by the Germans on both fronts which are the eastern front (Russia) and western europe during World War 2. Panzershreck when translated from German to English means '' something that scares tanks '' or basically ''tank terror'' . I don't see why a tank crew wouldn't be afraid because the Panzershreck is chambered for a 88mm rocket . The Panzershreck is a reusable anti tank rocket launcher.
When the Sherman rolled down the road in the town it halted to a stop , as the crew where in terror as soon as the yanks saw the german panzershreck just a few yards away from them they rushed to get the hell out of what would have been just another fiery coffin
Panzershreck by stg 44 killer October 7, 2010

Clive Palmer 

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.
Clive Palmer by big gay me September 28, 2019

Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A great and wildly successful band in the '70s, they have been obscured by other progressive acts like Pink Floyd by today's youth. All three members of the band (Keith Emerson on keyboards, Greg Lake on vocals and bass, and Carl Palmer on drums) were virtuosos at their respective instruments. Keith Emerson's awe-inspiring skill can be seen in all of their live albums and on epic tracks like Tarkus and Karn Evil 9: First Impression. Must-listens include: Tarkus, Karn Evil 9 (First Impression Part 2), From the Beginning, Knife Edge, Hoedown, Lucky Man, Jerusalem, Peter Gunn, Fanfare for the Common Man, Still... You Turn Me On, Tiger In a Spotlight, Trilogy, Infinite Space (Conclusion), Bitches Crystal, A Time and A Place and many others.
Listener: Damn this is awesome! Who is this again?
Prog Fan: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Listener: I gotta get me some ELP albums