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Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE
Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO
Pauleritis by ThomasfromSIBk-8 September 16, 2017
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permition 

To gently asking another man you'd like to take it up the ass from him.
Tom ask permition by tapping jim's foot under the stall in the men's bathroom.
permition by waaaaaang June 26, 2014
When a girl gets a good fresh perm and starts thinking she is all that and too good for her folk.
TT been acting brand new since she got her hair done, she won't even sit by us at lunch she must got permitis or something.
Permitis by sunninume May 7, 2009

Paleshitians 

Denizens of a fake terrorist country who are depicted by their overlords the terrorist group Hamas who run the Gaza strip to be poor, suffering all because of Israel, and in need of "help" and "aid" by the global far left movement of "palesites", but in reality have no one to blame but themselves for their current plight as it was them who voted to elect Hamas into power to represent them despite the fact that Hamas's founding charter says they aim to commit genocide against Jewish people and destroy the state of Israel. This means that hypocritically, while Paleshitians and their Paleshite advocates cry and wail about supposed "genocide" being committed against them by Israel, they elected a terrorist group that openly and loudly proclaims ACTUAL genocide in their founding documents.
A - Hey, i want to know more about Israel v Palestine, can you get me up to speed?
B - Sure, what you have to understand is the Paleshitians, the people who live their lie about everything.
A - Really? What do they lie about?
B - Well, they lie about being victims of "genocide" while their terrorist overlords Hamas commits actual genocide against Jewish citizens of Israel, they lie about being their fake country being occupied by Israel who built their country on supposedly "stolen Arab land" despite having stolen the land from hebrews (jewish people) thousands of years ago snd occupying it under the Ottomans for hundreds of years. They lie about foreign aid being given to feed them but in reality they willingly starve and allow Hamas to steal aid packages and food shipments from them to feed terrorist fighters and launder donations to fund their founder's lavish lifestyle in Qatar.

B - Wow, these Paleshitians are truly scum.