by Efetuals April 10, 2010
When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.
I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.
by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009
An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.
Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!
by aka "The Genuis" December 2, 2011
A Mark left on the sheet when you sit down after you've been working hard, and the sweat has washed the s*** stains down your bottom.
darling, I told you use a wet wipe when you take your pants off at the end of a hard day, you've left a Pakistani kiss on my nice clean sheet!
by Musical Man January 8, 2021
A specific act performed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant (who must initially be wearing a shirt) removes said shirt thus revealing that he is completely wired for a suicide bombing mission. He then screams "Allah o Akbar" (or whatever other arabic nonsense suicide bombers say) just prior to detonating himself, or "spanking" his sexual parter. It is important to note that sex of the other participant is generally not known due to the wearing of the full burka covering the body and face the entity being fucked. This entity can also be referred to as "it:.
Entity being fucked: I better not touch the guy fucking me due to the clinical nature of muslim sex to see if he is wearing a bomb. Plus since I'm a muslim woman consensual sex is the same as rape so I'll just lay here and do nothing.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
Suicide bomber: Well, at least I'm going out with a bang using the Pakistani Spanker! (After bombing...) Damn you Mohammed, I just blew myself up and the 72 virgins are just fat Cheetos eating nerds playing world of warcraft.
by Dr VonHugenstein November 12, 2011
When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.
by AtheistFTW April 29, 2010
Females who think they can walk all over their children. Types of people who only care about how their kids compare to other asian kids especially about grades. Take their kids for granted and wonder why their kids hate them when they grow up and think they can say anything bad about them even when they become adults. These types of mothers are usually dangerous to their children as they spend no time with them except when they are angry, further alienating their children from them. Which explains why they know nothing about their children.
You know my mum never talks to me about anything other than grades, just like all pakistani mothers.
by truth271937 October 21, 2013