The PS3 is a fairly decent multi-media console which tries to do too much and causes the games to take far too much time and money to make, but no console is perfect, yet somehow it has become a good excuse for fanboys to argue constantly with Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii (two rival games consoles) owners because it seems that people don't have enough things to complain and argue about, and have found out that entertainment systems are a great way to start arguments. An interesting example being that Sony quite wisely changed the original controller shape from "shiny double-penetrator" to "exactly the same as the PS2 controller" but some people refuse to accept this, because their denying of the truth is a clever trick to win arguments somehow.
"hey, i got a PS3, are you getting one as well?"
"fuck you, it's one of the ugliest consoles ever made offering wireless dildos for controllers and the console looks like the next George Foreman grill and it's made by a company (Sony) that puts spyware in their music CD's that makes peoples computers vulnerable to..."
"what the smeg?, I just want to play some damn games, not choose an allegiance in some never-ending fanboy war"
by SamSloth October 29, 2007
A next gen games console that many people disrespect because they cannot afford it, or think that it's too expensive to buy, and many are too busy stuck up microsofts arse, with the xbox threeshitsty, the poor mans ps3. Honestly, you have to admit that the ps3 is a supercomputer in a sleek package. Hopefully I am getting one for crimbo, i have played on one, they are AMAZING
Oliver: Hey! I have that halo 3 beta on my xbox 360!

Me: <sarcasm> Go you!!! Hope your xbox still works after you played on it! Im gonna go home and play on my ps3 on Motorstorm, on my big HDTV.

Oliver: Ok, i'll go play some pirated games on my xbox 360, which my dad got me off The Pirate Bay!!!
by Alex Sumner June 01, 2007
v. To make an item too expensive by loading it with unnecessary features.
1. That six-blade, 10 setting, nuclear-powered, laser-guided, solid gold razor is too ps3ed for me to waste my money buying.

2. "Hey, Joe, I just fit my Mitsubishi with 12 plasma screens! Now isn't that pimpin'?"

"No, it's just plain ps3ed."
by The D-Man November 25, 2006
A video game console with all sorts of shiny new features such as Blu-Ray players, shimmering pewter controllers, Spider-man text, an analog light that's twice as bright as the PS2's, and maybe a new button or two.

However, it's really expensive (600-700 dollars) which really turns me off about the whole thing, and I'm probably gonna get a nice new Nintendo Wii unless Sony can come to their senses.
Little Johnny:"Osh-Gosh B-GOSH, what console should I get? The PS3, the Xbox 360, or the nice new Nintendo Wii?"
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Little Billy:"The PS3 has a really bright analog light and Spider-man text, go get that"
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Little Johnny:"Wow! What a bright light! Oh man...it's really expensive..."
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Little Billy:"Then maybe you should get an Xbox 360. It's got a super green ring of light that lights up in a certain way depending on your console's orientation!"
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Little Johnny:"But Bill Gates own about fifty-five crystal toilet seats from the profit he's made! That's enough to put fifty-five toilet seats on one toilet!"
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Little Billy:"Okay, behind Nintendo's curtain is a nice new Wii! It's really tiny and the promotional concept picture has a floating disc!"
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Little Johnny:"Cool! I'll get that! Those people are having so much fun throwing their bodies around with that futuristic controller they got thar!"
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Little Billy:"Way to go, Little Johnny!"

by A Little Pinprick August 07, 2006
a new console from sony,fanboys say that its twice as poweful as the 360 but the fact is that it only has 50 more MHZ in the processor....

the pricing for the PS3 has been announced (its official)

$499- PS3 with 40 GB HDD

$599- PS3 with 60 GB HDD

$699- PS3 Bundle with 2 games and 60 GB HDD
i worked for 6 weeks and had 300 dollas saved for the PS3....Sony ruined my dreams
by tha truth teller May 09, 2006
See Playstation 3

Widely hyped, though nothing is known about it. Due to the fact that somehow the PS2 sold over 100 million units, the PS3 will be widely successfully regardless of it's preformance.

The Cell processor has been said to have 7 cores, each running at 3.2 Ghz. Many developers have said that the Cell is much to complex to program for, and thus favor the Xbox 360 over the PS3.

The RSX "Reality Synthesizer" is another widely hyped aspect of the PS3 by Sony fanboys. Relatively nothing is known about it, except for the fact that it will emulate reality... clearly.

The Blu-Ray player in the PS3 is not neccessarily needed, as almost all next-generation video games will not go past 10 GB as stated by developers.
Person 1: "Did you get the PS3?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. It's hella expensive, and doesn't look that much better than the Xbox 360."
Sony fanboy: "OMgZ!1!!!1!1 Noooo! HERETIC!"
by Console fanboys will die. January 14, 2006
An video game entertainment system for minorities that cannot afford an Xbox 360. PS3 games have terrible graphics and they' re games are based on worse stuff than I lay in the toilet.
Let's get a PS3 esse it's better than Taco Bell Burrito' s Hermano

Jermaine: Yo nigga let' s break in to that niggaz house and jack his PS3 he dont deserve no Ps3 NIGGA
Dave Chapelle: ( after the break in while homeowners are tied up) FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH
by PS34lyfeESSE March 19, 2013

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