A next gen games console that many people disrespect because they cannot afford it, or think that it's too expensive to buy, and many are too busy stuck up microsofts arse, with the xbox threeshitsty, the poor mans ps3. Honestly, you have to admit that the ps3 is a supercomputer in a sleek package. Hopefully I am getting one for crimbo
, i have played on one, they are AMAZING
Oliver: Hey! I have that halo 3 beta on my xbox 360!
Me: <sarcasm> Go you!!! Hope your xbox still works after you played on it! Im gonna go home and play on my ps3 on Motorstorm, on my big HDTV
Oliver: Ok, i'll go play some pirated
games on my xbox 360, which my dad got me off The Pirate Bay
The ps3 is sonys new machine that allows you to burn $600 instantly once you buy it.
FUCK i baught a sony PS3, and ... i lost $600.
1. Sony's $600 Blu-Ray Trojan horse. A game system designed with games as a secondary concern, and getting the BD-ROM (Blu-Ray) format into consumer homes as the primary goal. While the $600 model will play Blu-Ray movies (as long as you spend $50+ on an HDMI cable) the cheaper "Crippled PS3" will not play Blu-Ray movies, as it lacks the required HDMI port (not to mention several other features). The only reason to purchase a PS3 is to play the Final Fantasy series, unless you've grown past the childish need for anime movies with 10 minutes of actual gameplay, in which case you can purchase both a Nintendo Wii and an Xbox 360 for the same price as the non-crippled PS3.
2. Console for Sony fanboys. Everybody with a brain will avoid it like Bird Flu.
3. Another way to say "too expensive"
"PS3 has 4D capabilities!"
"Aww. I'm bored with my PS3."
"After tax, games, HDMI cable, and a second controller, my PS3 cost a thousand dollars. I could have bought a kick-ass computer for that."
A console shaped like a mini grill that has controllers with a crappy layout. Two analog sticks that are way too sensative and leave you in an awkward position while using them. The controller has a useless accessory called a sixaxis. It measures rotation and acceleration, it's meant to enhance the experience but it really fucks it up. Fuck the ps3.
Dude 1: I just bought a ps3!
Dude 2: that sucks. Now you can't play great games like halo 3
video game console short for Piece o' Shit 3 which sucks balls because it was created by people who in fact suck balls for people who suck balls
i need a shovel to scrape the PS3 out my ass crack
A pathetic attempt at next gen gaming by Sony, less impressive than Microsoft's Xbox 360
and nowhere near as fun as Nintendo's Wii
. The PS3 will be doomed from the expensive day of release...at least I hope it will...
Will probably be released with singstar, and some flaws, meaning Sony will have to make a "second generation" of PS3's, much like the joke that was the PS2, on it's FIFTH generation now! Xbox? ONE GEN, Gamecube? ONE GEN!!! MS and Ninty don't build shitty consoles, they're built to last for years. Sony should now revert to overpriced, under performing TV's.
Billy: "I've been saving up for PS3, I've finally got enough!"
Fred: "So how much have you got?"
Billy: "£1000, well, that's enough for a PS3 game at least!"
Blu-ray player from Sony. Also capable of playing videogames. Sony expects the average consumer to spend at least $500 to watch overpriced HD movies on a format that will almost certainly fail (see: Betamax, UMD).
Sony succeeded with the PS2 because it had mass appeal. You weren't required to own a $3,000 HDTV and $40/month Internet service to enjoy its full capabalities.
My friend: I want a PS3 but without the Blu-ray. It's too expensive and I don't need it.
Me: Don't worry. You'll still be able to play Grand Theft Auto 4 and Madden NFL 2008 on Xbox 360 for half the price.